METAL GEAR SOLID 4: Guns of the Patriots

METAL GEAR SOLID 4: Guns of the Patriots

Title intro

"In the not too distant future, On a tired battlefield, War has become routine"

After a long hiatus of a few weeks, Forsen started his MGS4 playthrough on the Master collection 2 on the 29 of august of 2026, skipping peace walker for some reason.

This game was characterized to predict the rise of AI, Palantir, Israel and proxy wars all over the modern world, making the comparisons to the real world impossible during this playthrough

Forsen started this playthrough on Big boss hard (Not before googling the main difference between diffs because he's scared), and gets offended at the game description of the easiest difficulty (He's projecting), Kojimbo also remarks that anyone not coming from the west sucks at normal action games, as Naked Normal is meant for non-westerners and Solid Normal is the normal difficulty for westoids

Act 1: Liquid Sun

The game starts with in-game commercials and Kojimbo somehow knowing about George Droid 18 years before on the TV

"Which PMC had a humble beginning in France... But now manufactures 51.5 millon firearms per year... And employs an armed force the size of Mexico and Canada's total populations combined?"

The real game actually starts as we see Snake travel with the gaza forces expressing his disbelief as how much war has changed, at the same time the main theme of the game mentions semen

We got a few seconds of gameplay and Forsen struggles to crawl, despite the game telling him to use the crawl buttonThis is also the first MGS game he played with KBM

This game introduces a cortisol mechanic that ended up being irrelevant for most of the game, Snake's cortisol spikes in a percentage, this game in only a short period of time had 3 cutscenes.

At this time the introduction of gekkos that make a sound similarly to the juicer's sounds, it is never explained in-game why they do this. Forsen then gets ragdolled by a juicer and almost dies.

Forsen is literally Old snake, he's old and washed

Gekkos

Gekkos are unmanned, automatic and mass produced bipedal combat vehicles Developed by ArmsTech Corp, they use a specialized muscle fiber in their legs to move, the liquid they bleed isn't actually blood, its artificial blood since the muscle tissue is bio-mechanical, it is theorized that they use cow sounds for psychological warfare, they are a recurrent enemy in the game and in MGR, their head resembles that of Metal Gear Rex

Yoji Shinkawa's concept art

After finding a weapon, Snake checks for mines with its knife and we get a direct shot of his bubblebutt from behind, and Forsen saves the game

This leads him to another cutscene, Otacon explains how Snake accelerated aging due to over vibing, and forsen gets confused as to his real age, feeling a sense of kinship with Snake due to his advanced age

Snake receives Colonel Kernel and tells him he must fight for israel and palantir again, and explains it now

Liquid Ocelot

Liquid Ocelot is the main antagonist of MGS4 and the nickname Ocelot got after grafting Liquid's arm onto his missing one, and Liquid overpowering his consciousness, Making him effectively a perfect mimic of Liquid's soul, the reason for this is explained later™

We're shown a cutscene of a tank deploying IDF soldiers and Forsen gets discovered for the first time in his playthrough, he then tries to hide inside a locker after finding Ramen

He then knocks him out, and wakes him just to kill all of them because he's a cycle path

He uses instant noodles to heal and wonders what the cortisol level does at the top left of the screen does and dies shortly after.

Stress mechanic

The stress level is a percentage shown below the stamina and the health bar, Otacon describes it as 'losing control of your body' however this isn't completely true, as it only affects the gameplay passively, affecting HP recovery, Stamina drain speed, and how much Snake shakes during his aim, Stress can be safely ignored in this playthrough (He didn't knew what it does so its doesn't matter ).

"A"-Soldier grunt

After being discovered by not looking at the radar he wastes a heal and dies again, not using the auto-camo suit the game gives him

Afterwards he manages to advance and finds an ice cream truck, informing him that the local government was restored in this section of the middle east, Otacarrskin advices him on that PMC weapons are ID locked and he cannot use them.

He kills everyone and gets discovered anyways, and finds a porn magazine with Japanese models on it, this item reduces stress

At this time he gets an indecipherable schizo dono

He gets discovered again after this and dies yet again, as he is unable to use the octo-camo suit to sneak past them in the stealth game, complaining about too many enemies, and shortly after he gets a genuine advice dono And throws a massive cope as a response to his narcisistic tendencies to refusing to improve, and dies again

At this time Forsen ignores the cortisol spikes as it reaches the maximun gauge of 80.0% starting to drain his stamina, and finally realizes he can use stealth to get through the enemies

OctoCamo suit

The OctoCamo suit is a mechanic introduced to automatically change the texture of the suit to match the surrounding area's, this is an improvement over the MGS3 changing suits manually, this feature is completely broken and something that Forsen doesn't realize and avoids using most of the time for whaterever reason.

The suit mimics the biology of the octopus to change its texture, and equiped with automatic thermal regulation to also match the surrounding area's heat to fool the enemie's sensors, this suit is mostly composed of synthetic muscle, similar to the gekko's legs

Forsen then tries to read some of the item's descriptions, but a kind chatter reminds him he's Kent reed

He continues crawling on like a Snake, and finally abuses the Octocamo main feature, leading him into another cutscene.

Otacon then Introduces the mark II, a metal gear designed to follow Snake around and gives him the Solid eye and explains all its features

"Its an all-purpose goggle that displays radar images and other data in 3D. You can also switch it over light-amplifying night vision"

Otacon also provides Forsen with a MK. 2 Tranq Pistol that predates SOP and an Operator 45-caliber automatic lethal pistol with a supressor, and changes his cam to show the radar to the top left.

After this he crawls through the frontlines and this remind's chat of the ongoing wars of today and kills an innocent soldier that had no intent to do any harm to him

He also finds some rats and chickens in a dark area

Shortly after find this he kills everyone in the bunker and kills every hamas member in it, showing his loyalty to Israel

At this time he also wastes the solid eye's battery, gets confused as to where to go and kills everyone again As he doesn't realize if he didn't kill the first guy they would be allies and would let him go through without any troubles.

He then finds a monkey drinking coke and Drebin is introduced as one of the most characters in the game, being a weapon's laundered that profits from selling firearms to both sides

"The M4 The official carbine model used by the US army, Developed from the M16 service rifle. This one is a Top-Of-The-line model real popular with big PMCs High precision, not like that government-issue shit. Its a free-floating, of course" -Drebin

The gun autism from MGS3 continues and Forsen executes a chatter

during his introduction Forsen mentions how he wants to buy the monkey, this sparks a chatter to make a slight racist comment, and somehow dodging a ban using the !vanish command and the whole chat snitching on him

Forsen then gets a covid shot to use ID laundered guns by drebin and explains he can launder guns with a cost, depending on the war economy, being tied to how quiet the battlefield is, so more stealth=lower price, something that he ignores anyways because he doesn't know how to stealth

Forsen finds 2 gazan soldiers and watches them die without looting them as he has to sneak his way out of a collapsed building fiddling with the grip level for a while before eventually figuring it out and hugging and kissing the wall to progress

After finding Johnny shitting himself in a drum can, he uses it to roll around and get discovered and killed once more

Something Forsen doesn't realize is that some factions are not their enemy, regardless of this being explained by otacon at the beginning of the game he still continues antagonizing innocent soldiers

He's then forced to watch his own heartstone VODs

And then jumpscared by an actual bomb

Otacon then advices him to not trigger the infrared bombs AFTER being jumpscared And then gets jumpscared again

and finds another rat ion and uses the ultra mega rare Ipod to shuffle songs and ignoring the instructions that the game clearly puts in front of him

After mogging Johnny, Kojimbo somehow knew what was gonna happen on May 25, 2020 to a certain afro-american man in Minneapolis, Minnesota

Meryl then explains how Palantir system works . o 0 ( Kojimbo you dumb slut)

"LA-LI--LO"

This is the time Meryl crashes out and mentions Kernel's new wife

At this time he also gets a kojimbo doubter dono

After this long ass cutscene Snake has to fight the frog elite team, members of Liquid Ocelot's PMC

Forsen comments on rat patrol's use of the P90 as "Only nubs use P90" despite him being a nub himself, he never clarifies this discrepancy

During this assault the Ipod song carries from the last cutscene, he quits it and then dies for his sins, and then blames his team shortly after

Afterwards he kills Meryl because he's plant based

BAAAAAAAAASED

Forsen starts spamming molotovs to stop the frogs from getting to them, wasting several of them in the process

,doesn't know how to cover and tanks every bullet and every hit he can as he's constantly being carried by his tim, due to the map layout being big as hell, and Akibaj gets knocked out and shits himself

140 IQ humor

Snake jumps through a hole and uses his fat ass to squash Jonathan

And also Meryl tells Johnny to

This leads them to being ambushed by a FROG squad and Jonathan mag dumping it into a single one who shot him

After Otacon confirming the location of Liquid, Forsen makes a pun

"Good because im thirsty"-Forsen

Forsen then goes outside and puts 2 friendlies to sleep as he still doesn't know they are friendly

This makes him think that they can't actually see him due to the octo camo, as opposed to them directly ignoring him due to his status as a neutral entity.

When they find Mr Beast killing random gaza soldiers, they're clarified as being the B&B Unit, a team of 4 traumatized women from war, directly under Liquid's command

After this encounter Snake finds Liquid along with Naomi and Meryl tells Snake that she cant intervene because she's a glowie and a cuck

Liquid disables everyone's nanomachines that were supressing their emotions, diseases and urges, making everyone go insane and start from the mouth, Akiba however, its not affected by this, the reason for this its explained later ™

After this Snake is rescued by Akibaj and leading him to the first mission briefing and ending the first chapter

Mission briefing

Total Play time: 2:40:38

Continues: 8

Alert Phases: 23

Total Kills: 83

Rat ions used: 13

The briefing starts with Sunny cooking a pair of eggs for Hal and David, but she sucks at cooking so David rejects them

Mission briefings serve as Kojimbo expositon the current story, Forsen points out that raiden is the desktop background and Sunny tries to make snake eat the fried eggs but rejects them again

Otacon receives a video from Naomi telling him she's in brazil while Forsen ignores this and starts fucking with the cameras during exposition time, after this he gets a Kojimbo doubter dono

Then they head to some undisclosed country in south america and Forsen is prompted to Save in between a cutscene because they are so long

Beauty and the beast unit

B&B for short, are the main bosses of this game and they serve as an elite unit of 4 women with special equipment, their Lore is always explained after Snake defeats them by Drebin.

They're a direct reference to the emotions that are carried into battle and to the cobra unit from MGS3, following the same pattern as previous games

When you defeat them there's always a section with each of them.

Laughing Octopus Based on model Lyndall Jarvis

Raging Raven Based on model, actress, and voice/motion capture artist Yumi Kikuchi

Crying Wolf Based on model Mieko Rye

Screaming Mantis Based on model Scarlett Chorvat

You can also pose them to do whaterever you want, this is because Kojimbo is a coomer at heart

Some Early B&B unit designs by Yoji Shinkawa

Akibaj

Johnny or Akiba is a recurrent character in Meryl's Rat patrol and his first appearance is him shitting himself inside a barrel, that same barrel is the one Snake uses to sneak

Forsen gets discovered 24 times and dies 7 times in this chapter

Act 2: Solid Sun

The second chapter starts with BB dying and proving Solidus right, as in this timeline Israel and Palantir are in control of every battlefield on planet earth, while they also defend the war economy as its the only thing keeping society sane

at this time, Snake encounters Vamp and LaughingOctopus

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shortly after this he gets discovered again not even 20 seconds in

He then uses the rebels to make them fight against each other so he can safely escape, this chapter is a clear reference to the MGS4 russian jungles, at this time forsen also reaches the max cortisol levels, making his aim uncontrollable and getting a funny dono from Olga

At this time, Campbell introduces Rosemary, Raiden's former wife that cucked him with Campbell, Forsen skips the rest of her dialogue

Rosemary works as the main Norrskin psyche advicer, calling her calms down snake, Forsen then questions if they were AI during MGS2 because he forgot everything, however this is explained later on

Forsen finds his allies in the battlefield and gets discover shortly after by the rival PMC, He then calls Rosemary for advice and wonders whats the correlation between psyche and stress levels

Afterwards he gets a call from Raiden as he needs to be carried by him because he's an old man, and gets a super ultra rare legendary line from the game

He dies shortly after and blames the controls

He buys a sniper rifle with the money he farmed in the previous chapter and chat trolls him into thinking its a bait shit weapon, something he disproves because any weapon in his hands are shit At this time, Peppah barks, clouding his vision

For some reason Otacorrskin advices him to check the radar because he sees him struggling and thinks he got lost, all while his stress gets maxxed, fucking up his aim and letting him continue onto the next cutscene

He finds Drebin, and he informs him that he's very popular in the incel community and the CIA

"War transforms us Snake, Into beasts"-Drebin

He then finds out the truth about the LA-LI--LO as it was finally explained

Raiden calls Snake again and also calls Rosemary, begging Snake to not tell him that she's involved in this mission, and then fires at a certain individual called Will

After wasting all of his RPG ammo he runs out of rat ion somehow while chatters are begging Forsen to use the Ipod (Advice, don't buy an Ipod)

He then finds some rebels and frees them and finds another playboy magazine and he gifts noodles to a rebel to help him in the battlefield

after this he gets advised to read the playboy magazine

That might've been what he needed to bust SADEEEEEEEEEEEE

After entering the compound he gets bitched by a single soldier

After this he gets into a bunker and into a 30 minute cutscene before laughing octopus fight

The exposition before this fight centers around Naomi feeling guilty for making FOXDIE, She also makes Forsen and the chat horny while she injects herself with vaxx

OVERCOOMING

She also clarifies why Forsen is aging so rapidly as its due to his short telomeres in his chromosomes, as this was by design of him being a product of Le's infantes terribles

Laughing Octopus Boss fight

After Naomi gets kidnapped by liquid's PMC LB reveals herself, She uses the same Octo camo tech to hide herself, Forsen first strategy is to insult a donator's mother

The main fight consisting on finding her while she hides herself using the camo, this fight isn't much of a challenge as its meant to be an introductory boss fight

"What a Riot... hehehe People suffering... hehehe People hurting... hehehe People Dying heehehe It's all so fucking hysterical "

this bossfight also demostrates Kojima's genius by predicting Mecha chameleon thousands of years ago in 2008

He misses her obvious spot several times, and not even once crosses his mind to use the solid eye to locate her faster, At this time we are unable to see the boss's HP due to his camera blocking the view

at one point octopus tries to disguise herself as Naomi, Forsen did not know this at the time and shot at will

he keeps tanking every hit and manages to win on the first try

on the second phase of the fight she's covered in a white sticky liquid substance , this liquid is still unknown

She also moves like she's constantly doing the 67, showing how much Kojimbo knew about the future

At the end of her bossfight you can hear sex, Forsen then gets advice to play Oishi Two-Han Seikatsu by Two Han princess, making her dance

After waiting 2 minutes of this, she dies from too much sitcom link and Snake acquires an octo camo face

"Laughing Octopus... She was born in Scandinavia. A small seaside hamlet known as the "Devil’s Village." Famous for its octopuses, not its devils. One of the few places in Europe where people actually eat them. But a nearby cult hated the village and its customs. One night, when she was just a teenager, they attacked. The fishing village became a war zone overnight. The cult rounded up all the villagers and executed them, one by one. But they didn’t kill her. They had something worse in mind They called her the "devil’s child," and forced her to perform acts expected of Lucifer’s own. They made her laugh. They made her laugh while they tortured her family and friends right in front of her eyes. They told her they’d kill her if she stopped smiling. So she laughed. Even as the blood of her family sprayed across her face, she kept right on laughing. And when they finally made her kill her own best friend... she burst into hysterical laughter. Eventually, the cult was wiped out, and she escaped. But her mind was gone. The only thing left in her head was that laughter. To her, laughing and death became one and the same. She’d see blood and she’d laugh. And the more she laughed, the more she wanted to see blood. The memories of her past became a black ink, staining her soul. That’s why she wore that octopus suit—to cover up the filth. But inside, she was crying. She was terrified. She was laughing to keep the fear away. The only way she could stop laughing... was to die. You washed that ink away, Snake. You let her die as a human being"-Drebin

Forsen gets discovered 13 times and dies 5 times in this chapter

after the bossfight, Forsen somehow forgot how to save and has to redo the whole bossfight again, this whole part takes him 25 minutes

He also hallucinates that his sniper rifle is a shotgun

At this time he also finally moved the cam so it doesn't interfere with the boss's HP view, keeping it for the rest of the playthrough, and he also somehow trips on a claymore and finds LO hidden in a box

And despite everything he somehow manages to die to another claymore while being baited into thinking LO is Otacon

keep in mind he beat it the first time on the first try

And gets one shotted again

He trips on yet another mine, as he somehow he's getting worse

After this shitty coomer bossfight he gets an advice from Raiden Captain Obvious as Forsen doesn't know how footprints work to find Naomi (The game thinks he's retarded )

ness

Shortly after this he finds a guy peeing and scares him, puts him to sleep, wakes him up, knocks him out and puts him to sleep, wakes him and knocks him out again LET HIM SLEEP

After this he actually has to use his brain to track Naomi and immediately gets discovered and tricks on a mine despite it being an obvious trap, then puts every FROG to sleep, Then Snake starts hearing voices while the Ipod guy is going schizo

At this time a donator questions why he's not choosing to do stealth, despite the game being a stealth espionage game

He receives another dono from Raiden this time and he gets advice that he needs to turn off his solid eye to track Naomi's footprints, at one point, Otacon helps telling him that's not the right direction, then Snake finds Naomi being taken away by Vamp and tries to shoot Vamp despite him having too much aura to be killed

At this time Norrskin game complains and gets away with it despite the whole chat snitching on him

After Snake takes a shot a group of Mr cows ambushes them and Drebin rescues both Naomi and Snake with the funny monki

After this there's a stationary turret section like all old games used to have However this doesn't last long as its only like 40 seconds of gameplay until the next cutscene

The next part follows the same path but Forsen manages to die after slicing a guy's throat

This part consists of a guy from behind trying to grab you While shooting an army of Gekkos, At this time forsen swallows a fly

After this scene there's a title drop

During this part Kojimbo also manages to know who is Ishowspeed while Forsen keeps trying to hit an imaginary fly

After this whole shootout the character with the most aura and the one who has to carry Forsen during this whole playthrough appears

After Raiden's aura farming Snake has to escape another Gekko ambush and he gets one shotted by a Mr cow

JUST IGNORE THEM

After this he ponders weather or not he should crawl to get through this section and dies like 3 times instead of ignoring them

RAIDEN'S KEEPING THEM BUSY

He shoots a stinger and hits himself with the AOE and dies to a stray bullet, he keeps dying and gets a strange schizo dono

after blaming Kojimbo for his shortcomings he wonders why this is so hard and unfair for the hardest difficulty, despite being his choice to play on it

"I mean its just unplayable"-Forsen

He keeps tanking every hit from every gekko and keeps complaining due to his slow reaction time, this makes the stream loop the same one section and somehow transitioning into the next cutscene despite being hit

After cheesing his way out of this section the battle of auras begin with Vamp and Raiden in a confrontation, discovering Raiden has a white sticky liquid artificial blood

EXPLAINED = LATER

Forsen seems unable to understand the story withholding information for a while, Vamp even makes a reference to this knowing Forsen will be playing this game 18 years later, foreseeing this exact situation

After this there's a very rare and sad scene with, what appears to be human male sperm

SADDY WORLD RECORD STREAM

Afterwards Naomi explains Vamp's immortality is due to his nanomachines, effectively making nanomachines=magic in the Kojimboverse

And Raiden tells Snake to seek big mama (EVA from MGS3) and passes out Forsen then questions why he's never been given a save button, leading into the second mission briefieng

Mission briefing 2

Continues: 24

Alert Phases: 51

Total Kills: 152

Life recovery items used: 23

weapon types acquired: 28

flashbacks viewed: 67

Special items: Not used

CQC uses: 8

"Argon Boron Silicon and neon erbium fermium plutonium chlorine fluorine galium and xenon thalium, strontium"-Sunny singing

Naomi advices Sunny to cook eggs by keeping the lid on and by cooking it for one minute

After almost burning the 3 eggs, Forsen then gets angry at the concept of getting cucked

Otacon kukking Snake

the exposition time is Naomi explaining now that liquid and solid are not perfect copies of BB

and that's why Solidus was made from the original project

At the time Forsen somehow manages to predict what will happen in the story surely not pre-played

After this we have a section on what to do to save Raiden while going to the EU

Reminder that Dialysis is the main function of the kidneys

Naomi then explains what happened to Forsen during the Kingdom come deliverance 2 stream

Theres also another subtle reference to Forsen (A swedish streamer that inspired Big boss)

FILBB

Raiden then says they must go to romania (eastern europe) to find Dr Madnar (a cybernetics expert) and Snake witnesses Otacon cucking him with Naomi and gets mogged by Sunny by not letting him smoke

Cigs are bad for you

KOJIMBO LITERALLY KNEW EVERYTHING

Otacon then is found by Naomi gooning to her own step sister photos

Then Otacon confesses he used to be a weeb, proving that weebness indeed, can be cured

"This guy fucked his mom right?, and his dad killed himself... Step mom"-Forsen

"At least he's not a virgin"-Chatter

This also places Sunny as a true baj

Snake kukked sex scene...

This concludes the chapter

Forsen gets discovered 20 times and dies 17 times in this act

Act 3: Third Sun

The third act a dono points out a fun detail that no one noticed until now

The current mission is finding Paradise lost, a rebel group lead by big mama (Eva) Forsen doesn't realize that big mama is Eva until the game tells him she is.

Snake then aura farms instead of waiting for Meryl for some reason, due to him being blacklisted from every big PMC list he has to use the face camo to go undetected

When they reunite with Meryl, She calls him old and washed, a clear reference to Forsen playing this 18 years later

ShesSadlyRight

Otacon then informs Snake that the streets are on a curfew and Forsen must tail a random resistance member from Big mama, and provides him with a device to intercept the PMC's communications and tells us about Raiden's state, not 20 seconds in and there's a cutscene already

Snake finds a sussy member of the resistance and Forsen assaults him for some reason

SOUTH STATION

he continues horsing around and looking at the map wondering why he doesn't find anything (he already forgot what he had to do) and finds a rat ion and gets discovered

IGNORE THE MAP AND THE STEALTH FORS

SOUTH STATION

After resetting he actually remembers he has to follow the resistance member throughout the city, he tries to help the resistance member pass through but ends up being discovered and almost gets him killed Forsen is tailing me...

Despite the constant advice from Otacon he still somehow gets discovered every time instead of following the Resistance member

Searching...

After seeing how retarded Snake is Otacon directly sends the resistance member's location to snake but he dies anyways

He then gets discovered again, his shit gameplay made a juicer cry

He then goes to piss and gets killed instead of pausing the game

...

LIBERTY PARK WEST

He scrambles around the area until he finally finds him and has to help him pass through

Courtyard

Afterwards he tails him and ignores the big patrol truck coming behind him and gets him killed with a grenade

Riverside South

Despite everything the NPC is somehow better than stealth than Forsen by successfully avoiding the helicopter's search light

Riverside North

Then the helicopter finds the resistance member and Forsen gets rid of it with an RPG, this being a whole escorting mission and he ends up being found anywhere, hops in, drowns and dies 🔥

HE DID NOTHING WRONG

The NPC seems to start trolling him by refusing to progress past the river for a while, and he gets a rat ion, but the NPC seems to retreat to the same spot as before until the caution alert wears off

Church of Second Eden

Afterwards he sees the rebel disguising as a soldier and accidentally puts him to sleep

East town

Forsen then forces everyone, and I mean EVERYONE to sleep with a hearthstone stream one by one

BRUTE FORCE IT FORCE

He then abuses the shit out of an 18 year old AI

West Town

He then gets discovered by an incoming truck, puts the guy to sleep and wakes him up and finally we get to see the next cutscene

Snake then mogs every zoomer in the church

🍎

Big mama (EVA) reveals to him that She's his mother, despite she just being a surrogate mother, she gives Forsen the exposition that is explained now

Eva explains that Liquid is in a struggle with Zero and tells him Zero created the patriots to control the American system

Note; Every chatter in these screenshots were reported missing shortly after those messages

Then Eva confirms what every Baj knew since they were born

"The truth behind Big Boss became riddled exaggeration, misrepresentation, and outright lies"-Eva

Forsen is just like Big boss

"He was obsessed with controlling ness on the inside from outside"-Eva

Despite being obvious Forsen still questions who Major zero is (he played MGS3 a few weeks ago)

Dementiasen

At this time Eva shows the real Forsen pre minecraft era

After this exposition they're ambushed by Tripods

ForsenLookingAtBoobs

Dwarf Gekko/Tripods/Scarabs

The Dwarf Gekkos, also knows as Tripods or Scarabs, are a recurrent enemy in MGS4 and MGR, they're an unmanned weapon used for scouting areas, they're formed by a sphere and 3 arms with the same muscle fiber bio-tech the normal Gekkos use for their arms

Hidden Dwarf Gekko

They're mostly an easter egg in the previous 2 chapters that Forsen didn't find because he has no curiosity for this game (dumb) and this chapter introduces them directly They're not an enemy in this chapter

Dwarf Gekko concept art by Yoji Shinkawa

After the Dwarf Gekko ambush, Eva explains how much Israel and DEI exploits zoomers

FREE COD THO

In the Rail shooting section Eva takes Forsen for a ride all around the EU as Kojimbo has to make a reference to MGS3, Forsen makes friendly fire to his tim

Forsen is my legendary hero

After the whole shootout they are being chased by sliders and the B&B The Rage and Forsen RP as if he was actually there

After a while of not having a cutscene Eva crashes (classic ) and gets stabbed in the same place she got stabbed in MGS3 and hallucinates Forsen is literally big boss however Snake takes Forsen's advice from last game and does not heal her

The Rage boss fight

The Rage is a direct reference of The Fury from MGS3

Snake enters an old tower and has to take a shot and TR jumpscares him

The actual fight starts and Forsen horses around and equips his shit low level sniper and misses every shot as usual

note; the name of this emote is called shakingWhileAngry

He gets ragdolled afterwards. The whole fight consisted of finding her as she used her grenade launcher to try and ragdoll Snake out of the boss arena while she flies in the surrounding area

Forsen beat this fight with relative ease, letting us continue with our movie

Obligatory coomer section

GRAB HIS ASS

She continues the tradition of doing the 67 and Forsen kills her without remorse

"I prefer men"-Forsen, after defeating The rage

Snake gets a grenade launcher as a reward for beating her, Drebin launders it free of charge and removes its ID lock for future missions because he's so based and kind

"She was captured by one side or another, and kept like an animal along with God knows how many other kids... It's unknown whether her captors were with the government or the rebels, in any case, they got their kicks by abusing these helpless little kids day after day after day- That constant barrage, that battlefield rage, slowly built up inside their bodies... their minds The kids tried to keep each other's spirits up, always clinging to the hope that someone would come to their rescue, barely surviving off of scraps of food, But those soldiers didn't stop They called the kids parasites and shit-eating ravens, beat' em even harder, Then one morning, the soldiers just up and left, leaving the surviving kids to be eaten alive by the birds. Almost like one of those sky burials, One by one their bodies were picked apart by ravens until finally the flock came for her, but by some miracle, their beaks cut her bonds instead, and like that, she was liberated, in that instant, she was filled with an incontrollable rage and it smothered her soul, She ripped the ravens pecking at her to pieces and then went after the soldiers, and when she finally caught up with them, she waited until nightfall like a hunter awaiting its prey, They say that wen a raven cries, a man dies, and that's exactly what happened that night, Screeching and cawing, she killed every last living being in the camp, bot the soldiers and the civilians they'd enslaved, in her eyes, there was no longer a difference, The cruelty her friends had suffered, the pain and humiliation she'd endured... hers was the distillation of the rage that decades of war had imparted on those soldiers"-Drebin on The Rage

After the fight, Snake and Eva vent into the sewers and finds Liquid along with Naomi that she randomly decided to cuck the whole team and not just snake

Snake then, gets utterly mogged by Liquid

"Your worm only managed to cut GW into little pieces... Pieces we were able to reconstruct and then we stowed it away inside JD's network this man's body has served me well, Allowing me to pass every security barrier between me and GW, after all, the patriots' system is nothing more than a machine, now that GW is a spook inside the network, there's no way JD would recognize it as an external threat, Once I destroy JD with a nuclear strike, the patriots' network will be mine and then I'll build my haven... Free from all forms of control, I'll cast aside my old identity... and take my own name for the first time"-Liquid Ocelot

"We're shadows in the shape of men, We're freaks who never should have existed! We're a system... Insurance that future generations never prosper"-Liquid Ocelot talking about bajs

After getting mogged, the good guys finally arrive to the scene to help the europoors

Then an absolute cinema scene with Liquid to end this chapter

This fucking cutscene is like an hour long by the way

he gets discovered 12 times and dies 4

Mission briefing 3

Total Play Time: 8:28:13

"Kawanishi-Noseguchi kinunobebashi, Yakiyama Uguisunomori, tsuzumigataki, tada, hirano, Ichinotorii, uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe Kofudai, Tokiwada, Myokenguchi"

At the start of the stream, a chatter started selling popcorn for the rest of the whole watch party 🍿

Screenshot of shame, forsenCooming on Sunny sections

The briefing starts with Ocelot stating he will destroy the vice president of the United States of America launching a nuke

FEET

During the previous section Otacon managed to sneak in the MK II into Liquid's boat after mogging the US millitary, allowing him to get clear shots of Naomi's legs but Vamp cucks him again

Forsen closes the cool Stats in the mission briefing because he doesn't want his shit stats to show on stream and slaps Otacon's ass

Afterwards we're shown the consequences of overvibing

The whole exposition is how each AI is distributed around the world, GW was the AI tht Forsen destroyed on arsenal gear 5 years ago ( I was there)

Campbell clarifies how the white house is responding on the first ceasefire in human history (without permission from israel) and how much America is addicted to the war economy and they're going broke

Then we're explained now how REX was gonna be used since its railgun system predates SOP to launch nukes, and Kojimbo gives us insane fanservice

Forsen and Wesker are literally Snake and Raiden

MEI LING OH MY GAWD

Forsen then makes a weird comment about how his dick looks like IRL

Mei ling gives us exposition about saint james island explaining that everything is still intact there due to lobbying from the patriots . o 0 ()

"He who submits to heaven shall live, He who defies heaven shall perish"-Mei ling

After 2 hours of briefing Forsen saves and the game

And it switchs games because kojimbo is a god and gets eventually mogged by 20 billon year old AI and the game capture skips the cool transition

Act 4: Twin Suns

Otacon drives the helicopter to Shadow mosses and Snake's boomer ass almost breaks his back when jumping down just like IRL Forsen

At this time the snow covering Snake's suit seems to look like human sperm SADEEEEE SO SAD

Forsen horses around and gets lost and almosts gets discovered by a gekko and finds an ultra mega legendary rat ion cave

And then we get a cool flute solo and Forsen comments how cool it is but then blows it away by being discovered anyways and ruining it

He then gets sniped by an army of swarm gekkos 100%

Stealth

He reaches 100% of stress during a combat high and finds a vent amongE and uses the rats to go through and someone advices him to find the so cum sadE

megalul good one

Snake then starts to hear voices from her past, Being a clear reference to Forsen not being able to move on from sweden, keep in mind the whole facility is a copy paste from the original game And Otacon marks his old office and calls Snake (Forsen) and old man and he struggles to remember the password

He then struggles to call for the elevator several times and starts punching nina's ghost and gets schizo as he enters an old hallway

When they reach the office Snake starts suffering the effects of overvibing and gets asked for the password and gets it 1st try

NOT OLD AND WASHED

Snake and Otacon start to remember the first time they met a month ago

And then we see Vamp kukkin Otacon

Forsen complains about the flashbacks as if they're not there to aid mensa certified players who are unable to remember a game they played weeks ago

previously on...

then a Gekko jumps and jumpscares Forsen and throws a grenade instead of just ignoring them

Copesen let him cope

And then dies again MEGALUL And tries to kill the clearly immortal Gekko

"Gekko, We've got Gekko!"-Otacon

Afterwards he realizes this is a stealth game and continues on through the hallway he's learning 10 hours into the game

He then clutches it by escaping the gekko just before they catch him in the elevator, then he realizes the Gekko is stream sniping him 100%

the MK III is defenseless while he's opening the door and asks Snake to defend it, However Forsen just hides the whole time until the Gekko spots it and we get a goofy ah sequence

this ends up working somehow

he gets an advice friend shortly after

After escaping, Snake encounters a supa snipa wolf

Forsen they're sniping you 100%

Crying wolf boss fight

The fight starts and the chatters immediately start trying to get sady to 13 millon, this continues during the whole bossfight

After this Forsen starts sniping them and somehow gets an ultra mega rare double kill with one bullet

the old man still got it

He then finally uses the solid eye for wallhacks and see every Haven tropper and kills every single one, stating he's saving his anti-parkingson medicine for later, and Otacon starts farming sady

sadi

Forsen then climbs to the tippity top of the mountain to look for Wolf while the sady spam continues relentlessly, when he finally finds her he takes most of her HP with a few shots because the game is zoomer patched

Afterwards Wolf calls for reinforcements and the FROGS start using supa railguns to snipe him 100% and gets her at 1 hp and kills her, starting the group masturbation session

oh my godd im a secreting male white liquid sperm from my crotch SADE SADE SADE SADEEEEEE

After Forsen kills her, he gets an ultra supa rare Railgun that's been laundered by Drebin already and we get her backstory

"You don't need me to tell you there's whole nations tearing themselves apart in the name of ethinic cleansing, Well, she was born into that environment, when she was a little girl, her village was attacked by rival armed factions, her parents and siblings were slaughtered, and she was left a refugee, she took her last surviving relative, her baby brother and ran as far as she could away from the war zone, one day, they came across an enemy unit, so she took his brother and hid in an abandoned shack and then her brother started to cry, she knew that if the soldiers heard the noise, they would find them, and kill them both, So she wrapped her hand as tight as she could around his mouth, As the footsteps gradually went away, she came back to her senses, her brother wasn't crying anymore, horrified, she pulled her hand away, covered in sweat and spit, He wasn't breathing, They say wolves eat their own pups when they die, She was spotted wandering through the thick of battle carrying her dead brother in her arms, She had visions, too - a wolf walking alongside her, every night the wolf would howl and cry just like her brother did that day, Eventually she made it to a government-run refugee camp, but by then, her brother's body had rotted away, The camp was crowded with refugees like herself, and little children like her brother, day and night she was tormented by the cries of babies, the wolf that followed her sorrowful screams and answered, he made his way around the camp and one by one, he silenced the children, She tried to stop it, but she was powerless to stop the wolf, A few days passed and on the eve of the enemy's raid, there wasn't a child left, The adults who survived were torn up pretty bad, Of course, there was never any wolf in that camp, She was the one who killed those babies But she couldn't bring herself to admit it, she couldn't bear the thought of herself going from one baby to the next, Howling like a wolf, snuffing out their little lifes, and She never did, even as crying wolf, a lonely beast, forever stalking the battlefield, Snake, Fighting with you made Wolf finally accept what she's done, She was cleaned by you"-Drebin

Forsen after all of that makes a furry comment

Then we need to change disc 1 to disc 2

After changing discs he heads into the lower parts of the facility and refuses to take the stairs

tripods are literally snipers

Forsen then asks Otacon for advice and hallucinates he can take on a tank by himself if he wishes to

After this he is discovered by tripod snipers and Otacon tells him to head to the north of the facility to open the noor

"forsen i like that your stream is relatable, i'm also demented like yourself"-Chat pasta

This section of the game was the most amount of gameplay we got in a long time and somehow gets discovered by tripods in a gekko infested area and escapes it somehow

and then gets sniped by a group of tripods trying to grab him

after this we finally get a cutscene and Otacon tells Snake to hop on

Then we witness the kukking of Naomi with Vamp and his bossfight starts

Vamp boss fight

The fight starts with Otacon begging Snake to bring Naomi back despite getting kukked

The fight consists of lowering his HP until he's knocked out and inject a nano supressor until he's mortal again, however Foresn't doesn't realize this until he reads advice from chat and kills him several times without doing anything

He revives each time he dies btw

his first attempt he continues shooting him and being hit several times for no real reason, this bossfight was the one that took him the most tries in this playthrough , at this time an anti-advice wall was erected to stop advice

just use holy water

After this he tries stealth and the advice breaks through, and trying to put him to sleep through his streams scoots he later on resets by dying because he wasted too many rat ions

Afterwards he gets informed by a dono that he is softlocked

"Is this your best?"-Vamp

And as classicsen he uses a sleep claymore and uses it on himself

Forsen then, ponders on a playboy magazine, uses the solid eye to no avail, and keeps horsing around, but actually reads the chat and uses the nano supressor

ForsenPonderingAtPorn

He then throws it again thinking he's bugged

CQC?

Afterwards the anti-advice wall breaks

Anti advice wall falling

Afterwards he finally uses the advice to Inject vamp with fent and Raiden has to come and carry him

Forsen has to keep gekko from maxlevelling and fails at it the first time as he didn't figure out how the rail gun worked yet

we also have 2 screens in which you can always ignore the left one and Otacon farms

Afterwards he finally discovers he can charge the railgun and dies again, changing the camera so we can actually see the real fight

Finally we get to see the real fight

Naomi then offers a fent Vaxx for Vamp and he dies

After Naomi overdoses on fent we can finally use the metal gear rex

Metal gear ray boss fight

This fight was extremely fanservice but Forsen doesn't get it, This fight was made significantly easier due to 60 FPS affecting how the game registers damage

After this he wonders how he manages to win even as the boss had more than 40% of HP

Liquid then baits us into FOXDIE

After the outerhaven reveal Liquid tries to ram it into Snake but Raiden carries Forsen yet again

We cut to black after Mei ling attacked outer haven, forcing Liquid to retreat and we head to the mission briefing

He gets discovered 8 times and dies 6

Mission Briefing 4

Total Play Time: 11:02:17

Continues: 38

Alert Phases: 84

Total Kills: 251

Rat ions used: 47

Weapon Types acquired: 33

Flashbacks Viewed: 125

Special Items: Not used

CQC Uses: 11

Headshots: 309

Knife Kills/Knockouts: 2

Wall Press Time: 00:03:21

Sideways Rolls: 0

Forward Rolls: 332

Crawling Time: 00:40:56

Crouch Walking Time: 00:46:12

Time in Cardboard Box/Drum Can: 00:00:15

Combat Highs: 1

Weapons/Items Acquired:333

In this mission briefing everything about outer haven is explained NOW

Mei ling is the captain of the missouri for some reason

And we get a weird scene with Akibaj trying to grab her ass

We're then explained that the insides the server room is a Microwave room, As Snake will have to go through it to reach the server room

Aftewards Forsen leaves for water because the cutscenes are so fucking long

Snake then suffers the consequences of overvibing

Act 5: Old Sun classic

We start Mei Ling giving orders to the Crew of the Missouri and Forsen makes a silly joke

Then we get a shot of the whole squad aura farming

Drebin aurafarms and informs Snake why he's here in the first place, his business has been slowing down because of Liquid's shutting down SOP so he's helping him only out of necessity and not because he actually cares

"Liquid's warship - Outer Haven - is a modified version of an Arsenal Gear model stolen from the Patriots"-Campbell

Then we finally see the Boarding scene

Forsen complains that they couldn't bring Raiden to carry him and he has to go through Outer haven along with FROGS sniping him, Due to the war slump, everything is fors sale and half off, meaning he refused to use stealth at this part and ends up getting killed

He ends up buying the M82A2 Sniper rifle for 100K that he ends up wasting and not using it anyways

He then dies again by tanking every hit that he can encounter instead of just crawling and getting past them like a normal player

And then ends up buying yet another Sniper Rifle, the Mosing-Nagant a non lethal sniper to put them to sleep, and then uses a smoke grenade only to struggle to enter the watertight door

Afterwards theres another fanservice by having Meryl get mindcontrolled again by Pscyho mantis

forsen I think they are sniping you

Screaming Mantis boss fight

The second most difficult bossfight for Forsen as instead of using his Brain he blindly shoots until it works instead of calling Otacon for advice

"This weapon is useless"

JUST FIGURE IT OUT PUSSY

The key to beat this bossfight is to use the nano supressor on yourself to progress, as it cannot read your moves without you having active nanomachines

Advice god saving the stream as always

Force keeps shooting at her despite the boss saying the same thing

Then he tries to use the fent supressor on Meryl and beat her

Then Forsen kills Johnny and Otacon calls him a gooner

Afterwards he then tries to grab meryl and Injects her with fent again to try and weaken Mantis

Afterwards he equips the the doll and has no idea how to use it

KENT REED

Even after this he still dies due to lack of Rat ions, and then he finally starts fapping and wins

coomer time

OH MY GOD, IM SECRETING A SPECIAL REPRODUCTIVE LIQUID KNOWN AS "SEMEN" FROM MY MOUTH, WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY EVENT IM WITNESSING

He then struggles to kill her and stalls for some reason, leaving everyone blind

Afterwards Psychomantis is retconned back into existence and tries to vibrate the keyboard but it doesn't work

Didn't shove it up his ass

"Mantis came from South America, She was born and raised a country wracked by never-ending civil wars. Her village was attacked by enemy forces and burned to the ground, this was when she was still a little girl, Hunter by enemy death squads, she was separated from her family She barely managed o escape with her life... ended up in the basement of this one building, It was full of corpses that had been dumped there, Almost all of them had been tortured to death, She was petrified with fear, and then she heard the sound of heavy boots on the floor above her followed by shrieking screams, the kind that would make every hair on your body stand straight up She had stumbled across a makeshift torture chamber, Somebody had locked the door, and she was trapped, It was dark, it was dank, and it was full of a wretched stench, She couldn't sleep with the screams of torture all around her, all she could do was sit curled up in one corner of the room, trembling, A week passed, then 10 days, She managed to keep hydrated by drinking the filthy water on the floor, but there was no food, Being trapped in that kind of place, half-crazy from hunger did a serious number on her mind. Did you know female mantises eat their mates? The screams went on day and night, She covered her ears but it didn't help, And then she was saved... By a little black mantis, that taught her how to block out the screams, how to plug up her inner ears, I'm saying, Snake, that when she couldn't stand the hunger any longer, She started feeding on the corpses but only the male ones, She didn't realize who was doing it , in her mind, it was a female mantis, devouring her mates, it was like one big, twisted waking dream, there was no mantis of course, it was all an hallucination, Nothing more than some story spun by another person she'd created inside, Her unstable mind was what made her so vulnerable, Later they ripped out what was left of her psyche with drugs and hypnosis, and implanted the persona of Psycho Mantis It wasn't her will that controlled the BBs, It was Psycho Mantis half-assimilated into her soul, pulling the strings, Screaming mantis was just another puppet, Anyway, she survived several weeks down in that hell hole and finally got back to the surface, but the screams in her head didn't subsided They would always be with her... Only this time, they weren't real, The inner earplugs didn't work anymore. The black mantis had disappeared, there was no place left to escape, which is why she was always screaming - to drown out the ones in her own head, but its over now, You freed mantis from that dark nightmare"-Drebin

After this shit bossfight ends, Snake helps Meryl get up and looks for Johnny while supa frogs snipe them and heads to the microwave room until a wave of tripods snipe him and flashbangs himself for no reason

He rolls away with and abuses the Iframes until he reaches the second hallway, Snake's psyche begins to decrease, thankfully Raiden is here to carry him through the army of FROGS

"I am lighting, the rain transformed"-Raiden

He maxlevels everyone in the hallway and carries Forsen until he reaches the microwave room, where Forsen has to fap his shit to Snake's cheeks to continue with the game just as Kojimbo intended to

After Otacon asks claude how to destroy the datacenter, Forsen dies

WORM GUY APPEARANCE AFTER BEING MISSING FOR 20 YEARS

Palantir servers

Then we're interrupted by Naomi explaining everything now

"The virus you uploaded is using GW as a conduit to annihilate the entire AI network It's set to destroy all four AIs along with JD, the core that tied them all together, I set this video to play back once they're all gone Son's of the Patriots was only the beginning, The patriots were planning to use nanomachines to implement the System over the entire population"-Naomi

they destroyed Open AI

The closest a baj will get to a woman

After all the exposition, Forsen wonders if the legendary 70 minute cutscene is coming

Antimatter reaction truth nuke

Forsen vs XQC fight 2030

Liquid injects Snake with Fent to make him feel alive again, and explains now who the philosophers were and a bunch of exposition from the previous game because Kojimbo rightfully thinks that the player (Forsen) is retarded

Forsen starts the fight by actually doing well and spamming the same string, the first phase is MGS1 themed and he died on the first attempt

Final attempt

This is the last piece of gameplay we're gonna get, Forsen ends the stream because of bedtime

Old Snake IRL

He gets discovered 2 times and dies 4

Epilogue Naked Sin

We're shown the aftermath of the fall of Israel and everyone's story after Snake won, we get a shot of Mei Ling and Meryl's ass

Johnny and Meryl ended up together and we're shown the wedding while Meryl Tries to kill her dad and aura farms for no reason

Average NA family

Pastor marries them, showing even Bajs can find true love if they beg for it long enough in Forsen's chat

Drebin crashes into the wedding to aura farm

Drebin then explains to Otacon that he was actually a glowie working for the patriots, and explaining how even rat patrol (Meryls team) was a psyop from the patriots to help Snake and Otacon on his way to destroy GW even if she didn't know it at the time, and reveals he was also a child soldier

Raiden gets un-kukked as Rosemary explains that she had to keep the baby hidden from the patriots with a fake miscarriage as she was being held hostage, and the only way to do this was by fooling them into thinking she was in a relationship with Campbell and that she always loved him

You will have this, I'll make sure of it

However there's one more thing Snake must do before the story ends

This is how the game ends btw you can leave now

Wait who was that at the end

Debriefing Naked Son

KOJIMBO YOU DUMB SLUT YOU DID IT AGAIN

"It all Began with a bunch of old fools, Now... they've all passed away, their era of folly is over. I'm the only one left and soon, I'll be gone soon"-Naked Snake AKA Jack

Turns out Big Boss was actually alive the whole time, and the body of that Liquid burned back in the EU was Solidus and explains everything with nanomachines

Since solidus was a perfect clone, Zero and the proxy AIs thought that solidus was him, as he was kept unconscious by the same nanomchines that restrained the B&B units, in order for him to wake up again, the whole system had to be destroyed

He then explains that Liquid Ocelot was just roleplaying as Liquid using nanomachines and sissyhypno therapy

"Cats do love to play as Snakes"-Big Boss

As Zero grew old, his automated AIs started to run wild without shape or form, as the proxies were just a small part of the system Zero created, all the fake logistics that made part of the industrial millitary complex, It was a system without any substance and at some point it found a new way to propagate itself, and it solely became dependent on the war economy

Zero AKA Major Tom

Oh it's a setup it's a setup it's a setup there's a

Since Zero misinterpreted the boss's will so badly it created a world with no substance and nothing interesting to show, with no truth and nothing to pass on to the future generations, a constant struggle where no one is wrong, but no one is right

The boss ideology was one of letting the world be, her most deepest desire was to see a world unified under a single flag with no borders, but as it was explained in MGS3 reality continued to betray her as she saw how even allies of the past became enemies in the present, it is because of the concept of "the times" that didn't allow for this to happen due to the constant agendas between nations and cultures

Only she and David (Solid Snake) understood that only way for humanity to prosper wasn't gonna be a system of total control and surveillance and constant economic growth for the sake of safety 🇬🇧 but to let humanity as a whole figure itself out naturally without any intervention from the dominant nation on earth regardless of its ideology and independently of the systems they put in place to artificially control the common man, then Big boss proceeds to unplug Zero's cope supply

⚠️

He then explains the same FOXDIE he has on him was used to kill EVA and Liquid, and also tells him how the Old FOXDIE is also kept at bay by the new strain of FOXDIE, Letting Snake live the rest of his days, and Forsen actually makes a good point

In the end, the old FOXDIE wont cause an epidemic anytime soon, so David can live the rest of his days in peace even if short, Big boss even goes so far to tell him to not waste the rest of his days fighting, and live as a human being and not as a Snake . o 0 ( )

Stupid fucking mistakes man

"Your body... And your soul are your own, forget about us, live for yourself"

"Ever since the day I killed The Boss... with my own hands... I.. Was already dead- Boss... you were right, its not about changing the world It's about doing our best to leave the world... the way it is... It's about respecting the will of others And believing in your own Isn't that what you fought for...?"

"This is good, Isn't it?"

References

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBHa81DPItg&t=17042s
https://youtu.be/39DeNAHHXGk
https://youtu.be/jcCh3CpIs0U