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markovbaj

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  • Was Markovbaj inspired by Supibot's $markov command?
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Program

Art by 2pfrog.

MarkovBaj Version 3.5.4

A markov unchained


markovbaj, or simply "markov" for short, is a legendary reddit user best known for his hot takes on reddit.


It is a markov, an automated program that generates random text using markov chains, a statistical math method that predicts the next word in a sentence based purely on the word that came before it. Markovbaj is known as a antisemitic, racist and homosexual chatbot, but also sometimes very sweet and wholesome, because it was trained on what the subreddit bajs said.


Background

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

In probability theory and statistics, a Markov chain or Markov process is a stochastic process describing a sequence of possible events in which the probability of each event depends only on the state attained in the previous event. Informally, this may be thought of as, "What happens next depends only on the state of affairs now." A countably infinite sequence, in which the chain moves state at discrete time steps, gives a discrete-time Markov chain (DTMC). A continuous-time process is called a continuous-time Markov chain (CTMC). Markov processes are named in honor of the Russian mathematician Andrey Markov.

Tay (chatbot)

Markovbaj is a Kotlin-based software made by @the_marcster back in 2020 to generate messages when prompted by r/forsen Reddit users. Its chat data was based off of the forsen subreddit, making markovbaj the least antisemitic, racist and homosexual chatbot in existence because that award goes to Microsoft's Tay chatbot.


Just like Tay, Markovbaj quickly became the sweetheart of the community and caused a ruckus wherever it was summoned.

2pfrog & website

In 2022, 2pfrog initially posted art for markovbaj on his Twitter and on the subreddit and eventually helped @the_marcster with creating art for the markovbaj.app website when the subreddit account got banned. Using the website, you can prompt markovbaj to generate messages based on an input. The website also allowed users to gain achievements for making markovbaj say certain things.


Cabybara

Make Markov mention capybaras

xqcL

Make Markov mention xQc

CV Paste

Have Markov copy your message

Forsen Related

Make Markov use the word "forsen" at least 20 times in one response

+20 Social Credit Points

Make Markov speak Chinese

Arigato

Make Markov speak Japanese

Cyka Blyat

Make Markov speak Russian

Halal

Make Markov speak Arabic

TÜRKIYE 💪

Make Markov speak Turkish

:tf: 🤜 🔔

Make Markov ping someone

Please clarify

Make Markov ping u/TheSeaHorseHS

uwu

Make Markov ping u/Furry_Degen

Not Suge Knight

Make Markov talk about shungite

Kinda Snus

Make Markov mention something Among Us related

forsen

Make Markov use a singular "forsen" as a response

MrDestructoid

Make Markov speak binary

Concerned

Make Markov ask if you have any questions or concerns

forsenCD

Make Markov give you a completely transparent response

fr fr ong

Make Markov say zoomer shit

YOURMOM

Make Markov talk about your mother

Different people Copesen

Make Markov mention Gura

forsenLevel

Make Markov level

Arcane

Make Markov talk about Arcane

BatChest

Make Markov bat IRL

FUCK♂YOU

Make Markov talk about Gachi

💦

Make Markov coom to something

NURSE??? 🔔

Make Markov suggest that you take your pills

You Should ...

Make Markov use both the 🌩 (thunderstorm) emoji as well as "NOW" in the same response

Punk Kid

Make Markov post the Among Us crewmate cock copypasta

monkaLaugh

Make Markov mention Hitler

The Witch

Make Markov mention N̵̨̮͉̟̣̥̰̫̹̣̱̩̭̦̿̅̆̈́̌́̍̾́͆͒̄̒̚̚i̷̧̩̯͖̖͎̱̹̿̓̈́̑̐͗͂̓́̇̕͠ņ̶̡̠̞̖͓͓̹̳̦̞͍̈̔̈́̉̀́̓͗̕͜a̴̡̨̫̤͈̳̜̺̩̗̗̖̼̖͔̍̅͑͋̈́͑̾̾̽̍̈́̚

Happy Birthday

Make Markov wish you a happy birthday

eg?

Make Markov talk about eggs

MODS

Make Markov say that he is chicken

Vi Sitter Här

Make Markov rant about your Dota skills

Bruce U

Make Markov mention Uganda or Uganda related topics

Bunch of chains

The following video is famous austrian artist 2Pfrog's depiction of markov fighting another program:

markovbaj has said some crazy wild stuff over the years; eventually reality caught up with him and he was banned by woke ryan reddit himself. There's no telling if markovbaj will ever return to the scene, but if he does: he will probably get banned again.

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