Gachimuchi

Gachimuchi (aka Gachi, "Muscle Chubby" in japanese or some shit idk kev) is the only valid form of music known to mankind. If you don't like it, get the fuck out of this wiki and go watch xQc.

Basically, in 2007 some japanese people found old 90s gay porn films online and turned them into high-quality remixes because the acting was so

fucking lidl and some lines in english sounded to them funny when misheard in japanese. They took the wrestling, the slapping sounds, and the screams, and turned them into high art.

Normies and newfrogs think it's just "haha gay porn," but real Bajs know it's a sophisticated audio-visual experience.

Quick History

It started around 2007 on Niconico Douga. The Japanese edited the wrestling sounds into Jebait videos of Touhou songs or anime openings to mock weebs (based). While the weebs thought they'd consume their pedophilic content of high pitched screeches and underage drawn girls, at the climax of the video it would turn into muscular chads wrestling eachother with the music remixed with ass slaps and manly grunting. Gachimuchi traveled far and wide, gaining popularity on 4chan, youtube and eventually finding its way on twitch where it would be used for softcore shock content on normie streamers. Little did the oldfrog trolls know, Gachi would find a permanent home in certain Swedish roleplayers stream...

The Pantheon

While there are many characters in Gachimuchi lore, here is a outline of few of the most prominent figures in the universe.

• Billy Herrington (Aniki): The big brother. The Boss of this Gym. The legend. He is the central figure of the Gachi universe. He embraced the meme before he passed away in a car crash in 2018. PepeHands WAKE UP ANIKI. Sleep tight billy... 🕯️
• Van Darkholme: The leather man. The Dungeon Master. Fisting is 300 bucks. VaN DEEP DARK FANTASIES. Also has embraced the meme and streams on twitch. https://www.twitch.tv/vansamaofficial/
• Ricardo Milos: That guy with the red bandana. TikTok zoomers and normies stole him from us in 2019.
• Mark Wolff: The intellectual. The smartass. The jabroni slayer.
• Danny Lee (Kazuya): Another prominent figure and the OG wrestling opponent of Billy Herrington. Became aware and embraced the meme in 2022.
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Old Forsen

Listen closely newfrogs, because you missed the only era that mattered. Back in 2014-2015, when the hobo actually had emotions and played a children's card game (Hearthstone) instead of throwing Minecraft runs for 6 hours straight, we had true freedom. We had Plug.dj.
Before the dark times of TOS and DMCA cucks, Forsen used a website called Plug.dj to let the community control the music for free.
At first, people played normal music. But then the Bajs (who were just "cancer viewers" back then) realized they could queue Gachi. Soon, the stream was dominated by earrape versions of popular songs mixed with Billy Herrington wrestling noises, raw gachi and Jebait Gachi remixes known as RIGHT VERSION, where the song changes in the middle to Gachi remix. While normies were confused by the gay noises, Forsen was too drunk or lazy to skip the songs losing to topdecks while Aniki screamed at full volume into his ears.

Plug.dj eventually would turn into a battlefield, while disgusting weebs would try to queue their squeaky anime intros, the Gachi chads would counter-queue with the loudest, manliest, most ass slappingly "Right Versions" of those same songs. It was so fierce that Forsen would balance his sub emotes - one Gachi emote per one weeb emote. Nowadays, Plug.dj and pleblist that succeeded it are long dead, but this war continues to this day...

The Legend himself speaks to Forsen

On 15 december 2015, chat erupted with a certain twitter link from Anikis own profile.

Old Forsen got the birthday wishes from the legend himself. The hobo actually smiled. He was genuinely starstruck that the King of the Locker Room acknowledged his existence. The swedish roleplayer gave his own birthday wishes to Billy later on

While Billy would wish the hobo happy birthday again, Hobo either forgot or did not do it again sadly. The two would eventually unfollow eachother on twitter, and Billy would post a sad video while driving.

March 2, 2018: The Darkest Day

On March 2nd, 2018, the internet lost a father. News started spreading on Twitter and Reddit that Billy Herrington had died in a car accident in California.

At first, we all thought it was a Jebait. We thought it was fake news, some sick joke by a newfrog or a troll. We were waiting for Aniki to tweet something.

But then it was confirmed by his mother.

The legend has passed away. Chat mourned for months the loss of Aniki. However, his legacy is still immortalized in twitch and meme culture.
Wrestle in Peace, Aniki.

Legacy

While nowadays there is no pleblist or plug.dj, Gachimuchi remixes are often heard in Forsens minecraft playlist and from Babag streamsnipers. Gachi emotes (e.g. GachiBASS) remain a pillar of the Gachi. New gachi remixes are made every day (for some reason, good amount of them comes out of Russia and Ukraine). Billy might have passed from this material world, but Gachimuchi is eternal FeelsStrongMan.

Lynx

• Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend - one of first viral Gachi videos.
• Yumi Matsutoya - Haru yo koi : Kreygasm RIGHT VERSION - One of most popular "RIGHT VERSION" remixes
• Playlist with oldschool gachi that would likely be played in plug.dj/pleblist