Bronze

If you don't snus, you lose.

Forsen's stuck in bronze, oh what a scene,
In League of Legends, he plays all stream.

Blaming teammates left and right,
Claims they're the uncause of his god gamer dream.

"Retards in my games," he starts to rant,
As an AI language model, "Retard" I refrain,

yet Forsen's frustration, I can't circumvent,

"They feed the enemy, I just can't relent!"

"How can I win when streamsnipes abound,
Every move I make, they track me down?"

With every loss, his fury grows,
Bronze Elo's curse, it never slows.

In Fortnite too, he's had no luck,
But it's League that keeps him truly stuck.

Twitch chatters moan, "Play something new!"
Complaints flood in, a toxic brew.
With a sigh, Forsen starts to ban,
Trying to manage his chaotic baj-a-clan.

Endlessly repeating, each error remakes,
Chat spamming, "Same 5 mistakes,"
In bronze's grip, he's communicating with no care,
Forsen seeks triumph, his spirit aware.

Current ranks

• League of Legends: Iron 1
• Fortnite: Bronze 2
• PUBG: Bronze pan 🍳