Nina's pixelart during the intro |
Nina's pixelart during the intro |
After years of being Konami Kojimbo-less, Forsen started a blind MGS1 playthrough on July 21st 2026 on the Metal Gear Solid Master Collection, intending to finish the whole series, maybe including its spin-off (Metal Gear Rising) and the PSP game (Peace Walker)
The bajs were skeptical of his ability to finish the games, given his 61% loss of brain matter and the gameplay/story complexities of Kojimbo's design.
The first VOD was sadly deleted off the face of the planet due to a BBC porn link.
Forsen starts the playthrough after 5 minutes of fiddling through the Master collection options, picking the third easiest difficulty with the radar off. During the intro he blames shift the game not clarifying the controls to him and dies after being detected in the span of 11 seconds into the gameplay, shortly after an advice friend informs him he can turn on the radar, he pussies out and goes on the normal difficulty with the radar on.
After changing the difficulty he discovers the controls and the first person option (He refuses to use this option during his playthrough) and finding a healing ration, that he then pronounces rat ion during this and his next playthroughs, the reasons for this is unknown. Shortly after this he is then discovered and enters a chase race with some guards and somehow escaping, During this section he gets an angry baiter dono talking about his pronunciation of rat ions and Kojimbo's genius, This is also the section he finds chaff grenades , making him addicted to abusing them everytime he has the chance to
During this section, he gets discovered a total of 7 times, and died 3
Forsen finds a Socom and chaff granades, and discovers what they're for and wastes one, then proceeding to lap 3 times around until finally finding the elevator, not before blaming the controls (despite a codec call a few seconds before telling him to use the action button)
During this section, he gets discovered a total of 8 times, and died 2
Forsen starts the first encounter running around aimlessly and hiding behind Meryl while fiddling with the controls and hugging the enemies, along with this a distracting dono plays holding forsen accountable of being unable to get 12 wins in hearthstone showing how washed he actually is, forsen then proceeds to waste a chaff grenade (it only works on electronics) and dies to a grenade shortly after Meryl has to help him
After this skirmish he enters the armory, and quickly forgets what he was told to do during the previous cutscene due to the lack of yellow paint he wasted 2 grenades before using the c4
Forsen accidentally gets into the bossfight that introduces Revolver Ocelot with the constant sadE moaning of the arms tech president, which loops the entire fight for a very sad reason impeding forsen's vision and making him fail the bossfight by walking into the explosive detonation, after resetting he somehow manages to damage himself with a grenade, during this second try, he dies again a 3 seconds after, and discovers he needs to equip rat ions directly for them to automatically heal him when low, and he wins the bossfight in his third try on the second easiest difficulty
After finishing the fight Kojimbo directly tells you to check the CD case of the game to find Meryl's codec code, this is now used anytime forsen asks for anything related to the story or the game design as an anti-advice meta haHAA
Forsen then tries very hard to rationalize what happened in the cutscene and thinks he has to check the CD the armstech president gave to him, he then tries to bruteforce the code one by one and gives up quickly, this desperation causes him to get discovered and die once more.
it wasn't until an advice god tells him to check the steam page screenshots of the collection to find meryl's codec code, Despite this, forsen doesn't get it and googles it directly, it took another advice god to finally give him the correct codec, as google AI misinformed him him :tf:
Forsen finds the ultra rare legendary farbrorbarbro box but he is unable to understand how it works, thinking it makes him invisible causing him to loop around the whole facility finding a mine detector and being discovered a total of 16 times, commiting a genocide not realizing later down the line that soldiers spawn infinitely , forcing him to actually use stealth and finally continue the game not before he is unable to climb the ladder, this was a terrible omen of what was about to come sadE
Forsen is well known to ignore and forget all useful advice and information given to him by games, but this is even more noticeable during this playthrough as the codec go out of their way to tell you how to play and move directly, and even with this much help the game provides, he still sees the opportunity to always ask chat for help, despite most of the chat trolling.
(This part took him 3 tries to figure out the infrared laser movement)
This also causes him to move straight into enemies field of vision even if the enemy field of vision is clearly visible and in a deterministic path, get killed needlessly, waste resources and blame shifting it to kojimbo
Forsen still clueless on the concept of object permanence
The colonel codec calls are used in-game for teaching the player how to play in a diegetic way, the meta solidified when the game even started to be very specific in its instructions to the player, so far as to name the exact buttons directly and the places to go if the game detected you're taking too long, this was even more aparent in his playthrough as he forgets or ignores them as seen by the previous clips, this shows not even Colonel norrskin can save him from his dementia even if Kojimbo himself has to come down and tell him how to play.
Forsen now had to find Meryl to continue the story, as of now she was hidden as a guard in the map and the player had to alert her directly, However his first instinct is to beat her and break her neck the moment he realizes its her , he didn't know Copesen
A very baysed approach
The Psycho mantis fight in MGS1 is known to read the player's playstyle and his PS1 memory cards and checks for other games, Forsen got the careless man and poor warrior dialogue, this is achieved by reaching this section of the game with 10 or more alerts or deaths forsenSmug
In order to beat psycho mantis, you have to change your controlls depending on what system youre on, in this case forsen changed his port 1 into port 2 using the master collection settings
forsen earlier strategy thinks its a good idea to put c4 on the objects mantis throws at you, however this doesn't work and results in him aimlessly trying to dodge things until he discovers he can crawl to avoid most if not all of his attacks directly, he dies on this attempt
during his second attempt, he gets a schizo dono
\"Only statues tell the truth\"
to this day no one knows what this means
on his third attempt he actually used the super rare codec feature for guidance, telling him to switch his port from 1 to 2, allowing him to win on the first try
During his attempt to find the sniper rifle to save Meryl he somehow managed to beat an innocent puppy, and to die to sniperwolf in a retarded secuence of events that only the godgamer could fathom in his infinite wisdow only he can understand, despite the game advicing him on finding the sniper rifle several times previously.
shortly after this, he decides its best to go out and obey the game and venture into the caves of the previous level, thinking the sniper rifle was located in the previous room, he struggles with the inmmortal dogs located at the area (despite having the option to use the codec for advice LELU)
after this he finally realizes he has to backtrack all the way to the beginning with the new security clearance cards, its not until he backtracks to the gas chambers that an advice friend tells him the exact codec code to call weebcon and tells him the location of the AWP
he alerts the guards 26 times and dies 9 times
After that journey to find the PSG forsen has to defeat Sniperwolf in the hallway, he immediately starts aiming at the wall and slowly move his sightline to sniperworlf, this strategy did not worked
it doesn't help that sniper wolf shots resets his sightline position, making him aim at the wall, waste all his rat ions and die, the rest of his strategy consists of double zooming and trying to find her within a very narrow corridor
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This same strategy of running around -> aiming at the wall -> getting hit goes on for 3 deaths until this part finally ends out of sheer luck
During this time, the player must endure an electrotorture by rapidly pressing the O button, forsen immediately submits at the second round, taking him to the prison room, shortly after he blames the devs and restarts during his last save and starts to mald at kojimbo for conspiring against him
Something he didn't realized at the time, is that his last saved point was before the Sniperwolf fight, forcing him to redo it again, confirming psycho mantis reading as a reckless man who doesn't saves often LULE
He dies an additional 2 times on this fight
During his second try of the second try of the Sniperwolf fight, he goes on an incomprehensible rant about the controls, surprisingly he manages to beat her and move on without fucking up this time.
During this section forsen has to find a way to escape the prison, however his 2 attempts fail until he manages to brute force it, wasting several opportunities to get out
Ultra legendary escape route wasted, failing and being taken to the torture room.
He horses around with some ketchup a last time (using the ketchup on the guard's while he's looking doesn't work).
When he exhausted every option to escape, grayfox himself had to come out and free him as to prevent softlocking
The staircase loop is a fight where snake has to climb a tall tower to reach the top while being attacked by guards. forsen made this fight unecessary longer by not listening to the advice gods on running while shooting due to the specific button combination he refuses to learn and by stopping to shoot each guard individually trading and losing HP each time and wasting the totality of his rat ions and FAMAS bullets, this took him a total of 3 laps and 14 minutes somehow (wasting every ration)
During his third try ostrichesen thought he could cheese the game by hiding in a box (he still think boxes make him invisible LULA)
Advice god executed on the spot by suggesting there is a better way to beat the game.
Surprisingly, the hind bossfight ended up quickly only taking him one try, despite his constant failling, the game is kind enough to let him win poroSad
Forsen starts by horsing around once more, taking the camera again looking for her and by tanking 7 shots he manages to find her, tanking another shot and losing 2 rat ions in the process, this first try was just him warming up.
Forsen main strategy is to shoot around her as to scare her and get her out of cover, this however, doesn't work as the main objective in this bossfight is to lower her HP.
This surprisingly took him 1 try to beat forsenSmug
After finishing this fight, the second compact disc of this game starts, marking the halfway of the game
Forsen has the tendency of jumping into hot damaging enviromental hazards in every game, most notably in minecraft, but this is a well known ocurrance in other games.
It is unknown whether forsen thinks he can swim in lava or he is unaware that lava is supposed to be dangerous to human life.
During this section he gets discovered 6 times and died only 2 times.
Forsen won this bossfight by cheesing the AI using the nikita missiles after a single try forsenSmug
the last stretch of the game begins with forsen tabbed out being unable to move in the game, after the discovery that Master Miller was actually Liquid in disguise, and Snake was sent here to kill every important figure with foxdie,leading directly into the metal gear rex bossfight
Forsen starts the bossfight taking out the stinger and naturally refusing to call the codec for advice and dying while spamming chaff grenades
On his second try he starts to bruteforce the fight by firing all of his missiles directly into the lower part of rex tanking several rat ions of damage and somehow working, taking a large chunk of Rex's HP
The fight continues until his 3rd try and bruteforces the bossfight by shooting at Rex's sensor
The first part of the bossfight took him 3 tries.
The second part of the bossfight consist of hitting liquid in the exposed cockpit with the stinger again, this part of the game is not saved, making this bossfight much harder for the godgamer, on his first try he dies 6 seconds in, on his second try he dies on the first 9 seconds
During this bossfight it is possible to dodge Rex's missiles but forsen is unable to, the reason why is still not known to science, During this second part of the bossfight, forsen doesn't move away from Rex's line of sight, tanking every hit he took, wasting every rat ion he had on him
This bossfight took him 2 tries
The fight starts after a long lore exposition in codec, Forsen has to defeat liquid on top of rex's head after the previous fight, the wonky physics make both character slip constantly as this game wasn't meant to run on higher than 30 fps, forsen finished this fight on the first try forsenSmug
This bossfight took him 2 tries.
this part of the game consists of a rail shooting and the player having to clear a path for Meryl to drive, while also being chased by liquid, forsen doesn't realize he can shoot on the first person until an advice god tells him to
forsen brute forces this fight by constantly shooting at liquid's car and tanking every hit with only one rat ion
he only dies once during this section, finishing the game for good, getting the Meryl ending and leaving shadow mosses with her.
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